[ClearCase_guy]

Question 1) “Russia is invading your homeland. Will you join up and fight?”
Answer 1) “No.”

Question 2) “Foreigners have added an inappropriate ingredient to one of our recipes. Will you —”
Answer 2) “Say no more. I’m heading to the recruitment center.”

[dfwgator]

“Say here this salsa comes from New York City.”

“NEW YORK CITY?!?!!?!”

“Get a rope!”