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Cincinnati Authorities Warn White Visitors Not To Use Their Skulls To Attack Black Fists
The Bee ^ | July 31, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 08/01/2025 7:33:37 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

CINCINNATI, OH β€” Local authorities issued a warning advising all white visitors to the city to please make sure they avoid assaulting the fists of black people with their skulls.

In a joint press conference with the police chief, Mayor Aftab Pureval strongly urged anyone who is white to exercise restraint during their time in the city.

"Every year, hundreds of innocent black fists are brutally attacked by the skulls, eye sockets, and jaws of cruel white people," said Pureval to reporters. "This senseless white-on-black violence must stop now. The sanctity and safety of our local black fists are at stake."

"For goodness' sake, show some humanity, white people."

Law enforcement experts confirmed that in addition to black fists and knuckles being constantly injured by whites, black-owned sneakers are often scuffed and damaged by defenseless and motionless white faces as they're stomped into the concrete. "This uncalled-for racial violence must end," said Cincinnati Councilwoman Victoria Parks. "Stop attacking black shoes with your faces. There's no excuse."

At publishing time, Cincinnati Police Chief Teresa Theetge made it known that any white people using their faces to bludgeon innocent, unsuspecting black fists would be brought to justice.

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These Assaults Must Stop!
1 posted on 08/01/2025 7:33:37 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

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2 posted on 08/01/2025 7:42:28 AM PDT by Ikeon (Saying f**k to a 5 y.o. gets less response than saying n!$$er to a full grown black person. Explain?)
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To: Navy Patriot

Yeah, I know it’s the Bee, but a culture that has a mob of at least a dozen people attach a man and a woman, beat them senseless, and then have a City Councilwoman say “they deserved it” is a horrible commentary on the councilwoman, and a damning statement on black culture.


3 posted on 08/01/2025 7:54:11 AM PDT by econjack
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To: econjack

That will do wonders for their local tourism board.

β€œYa white? Come get yo free beating!”


4 posted on 08/01/2025 8:09:19 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I went down the rabbit trail of reading their other stories.

Love the New Democrat slogan: β€œWe hate capitalism, hot chicks, and The Jews.”


5 posted on 08/01/2025 8:29:19 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: ConservativeMind

Sure changes my view of ever choosing Cincinnati as a tourism destination. Not sure I have the self control to prevent my skull from assaulting innocent fists.


6 posted on 08/01/2025 8:38:58 AM PDT by Pennsyltucky Boy (bitterly clinging to our constitutional rights in PA)
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To: Pennsyltucky Boy

All I can think of is that intro to Les Nessman’s News show on WKRP:

“London, Madrid, Bangkok, Moscow, Cincinnati!”


7 posted on 08/01/2025 8:41:59 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Navy Patriot

What about feet? I think they attack feet with their legs and torsos almost more than they attack fists with their skulls. Also they use their faces quite a bit.


8 posted on 08/01/2025 8:50:19 AM PDT by webheart (Notice how I said all of that without any hyphens, and only complete words. )
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To: TheThirdRuffian

It’s β€œrabbit hole” like from Alice in Wonderland.


9 posted on 08/01/2025 8:51:48 AM PDT by webheart (Notice how I said all of that without any hyphens, and only complete words. )
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To: webheart

They make trails in NM. Ground is too hard!


10 posted on 08/01/2025 8:57:23 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: ConservativeMind

White people will leave Ohio for the better spots in MI and PA.


11 posted on 08/01/2025 10:21:37 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: dfwgator

I was thinking of the time that Pete Rose shoved his face into Dave Pallone’s finger, and Pallone got blamed for it.


12 posted on 08/01/2025 1:29:11 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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