Reminder to join in with prayer
at 3:15 Eastern. Pray for our
nation, our President & patriots,
and also each other.
Look to the LORD and his
strength; seek his face
always.
1 Chron. 16:11
For the Patriot with Dirk in Dundee
Ho, for the patriot with dirk in Dundee!
She was as wicked as wicked could be,
But oh, she was perfectly gorgeous to see!
The Patriot with Dirk in Dundee.
Her conscience, of course, was as clear as ice,
She had no armor against their vice,
And when she went walking they weren’t very nice.
The pluck of the Patriot Dundee.
Her gib was handsome and cut with a slash,
Her hair was long and red as a gash—
Deep down in the lake Nessie went splash,
Because of the Patriot Dundee.
Moreover, Dundee had a purple tattoo,
And struck in her belt where she buckled it through
Were a dagger, an axe, and a squizzamaroo,
For fierce was the Patriot Dundee.
So fearsome she was she would shout at a tough,
And when she saw the weather grow rough
She drank from a bottle of courage and bluff,
Did the Patriot with Dirk of Dundee.
Oh, she had a cutlass that swung at her thigh
And she dared any pervert to try to come nigh,
And a wild, Celtic look in her eye
Had Patriot Dirk of Dundee.
She faced the devils, this wee maiden bold,
And vowed to see them covered with mould,
And held all the weapons a young girl can hold!
Oh jing! went the axe of Dundee.
Their conscience, of course was crook’d like a squash,
And all of their members she swore she would quash,
Ach, she went through the world with a wonderful swash,
Did the Patriot with Dirk of Dundee.
The press called her wicked as wicked could be,
Her charges outnumbered a hundred and three,
But oh, she was perfectly gorgeous to see,
The Patriot with Dirk of Dundee.