I should have added that the online pharmacies in India will sell you pretty much anything except narcotics. I’ve heard all that’s required is to ask the seller to label the package “personal items” or even “cosmetics” to draw less attention from US Customs. The current tariff situation with the various countries of the world may absolutely affect the ease of importation by mail.
During this afternoon's neo-nap in my office chair, I came up with a list of sketchy self-defense arts.
1) Bullsheeto - The Way of the keyboard warrior
2) Carrotay - Self defense against vegetables
3) Tae Kwan Dodo - Popular with Ivy League college students
4) Jewjitsu - Also known as I Sue
5) Chai Tea - The way of the barista (Left Coast only)
6) Kung Flu - This went viral in 2020
7) Kendoll - Popular with Barbies
8) Aikidyu - Disarming comedy
There is one real one invented by President Trump which will instantly banish the arguments of liberals: Krave MAGA.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)