Sometimes I'm just sitting here and my mind wanders (OK, most of the time) to off-the-wall subjects.
During this afternoon's neo-nap in my office chair, I came up with a list of sketchy self-defense arts.
1) Bullsheeto - The Way of the keyboard warrior
2) Carrotay - Self defense against vegetables
3) Tae Kwan Dodo - Popular with Ivy League college students
4) Jewjitsu - Also known as I Sue
5) Chai Tea - The way of the barista (Left Coast only)
6) Kung Flu - This went viral in 2020
7) Kendoll - Popular with Barbies
8) Aikidyu - Disarming comedy
There is one real one invented by President Trump which will instantly banish the arguments of liberals: Krave MAGA.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
MOAR WINNING!
Gabbard barred sharing intelligence on Russia-Ukraine negotiations with "Five Eyes" partners
CBS News ^ | August 21, 2025 | James LaPorta
Posted on 8/21/2025, 9:27:31 PM by MinorityRepublican
As Russia's war in Ukraine rages on despite high-level meetings to discuss a possible path to peace, CBS News has learned that Tulsi Gabbard, the director of national intelligence, issued a directive weeks ago to the U.S. intelligence community ordering that all information regarding the Russia-Ukraine peace negotiations not be shared with U.S.-allied intelligence partners.
The memo, dated July 20 and signed by Gabbard, directed agencies to not share information with the so-called Five Eyes, the post-World War II intelligence alliance comprising the U.S., U.K., Canada, Australia and New Zealand, multiple U.S. intelligence officials told CBS News. They spoke under condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters.(Excerpt) Read more at cbsnews.com ...