Posted on 8/16/2025, 11:14:24 AM by V_TWIN
ANCHORAGE, AK — Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were reportedly off to a bad start after President Donald Trump accidentally ripped Russian President Vladimir Putin's arm off with a super macho handshake.
The Babylon Bee's story about Trump accidentally ripping Putin's arm off reminded me of a gif which purportedly shows what happens when you throw a ball for a dog once you turn 40 years of age (age matters!). I excerpted part of the clip below to skip the coarse humor. Basically, once you turn 40, throwing a ball for a dog risks dislocation and a fractured jaw.
The jaw opens and the audio includes a yell of pain. From the floor, when the jaw shatters, you hear a wailing moan of pain. Seriously unsettling, but I laughed because there's some truth to simple innocent actions like throwing a ball resulting in injury. Someone I know was run over by a dog in a a dog park and hobbled around with a boot for a fractured ankle for weeks.
https://imgur.com/gallery/dislocated-dignity-plays-you-BVULgip
Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin's Arm Off With Macho Handshake
babylonbee.com ^ | Aug 15, 2025Posted on 8/16/2025, 11:14:24 AM by V_TWIN
