The Babylon Bee's story about Trump accidentally ripping Putin's arm off reminded me of a gif which purportedly shows what happens when you throw a ball for a dog once you turn 40 years of age (age matters!). I excerpted part of the clip below to skip the coarse humor. Basically, once you turn 40, throwing a ball for a dog risks dislocation and a fractured jaw.
The jaw opens and the audio includes a yell of pain. From the floor, when the jaw shatters, you hear a wailing moan of pain. Seriously unsettling, but I laughed because there's some truth to simple innocent actions like throwing a ball resulting in injury. Someone I know was run over by a dog in a a dog park and hobbled around with a boot for a fractured ankle for weeks.
https://imgur.com/gallery/dislocated-dignity-plays-you-BVULgip
Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin's Arm Off With Macho Handshake
babylonbee.com ^ | Aug 15, 2025Posted on 8/16/2025, 11:14:24 AM by V_TWIN
The new low in 'the left REALLY can't meme' genre. They played the most repulsive Vietnam war recordings of Hannah Hanoi telling soldiers no one cared about them, they should defect etc. Yes, the left thinks this is a clever way to insult/provoke Marines in LA! The left really can't see that their messaging and decisions are almost as disgusting as that of war time propagandist Hannah Hanoi.
https://imgur.com/gallery/protesters-blasting-vietnam-war-propaganda-marines-la-2RdVKWi
I have a border collie so throwing the ball or toy is a daily necessity. So far no dislocated shoulder or broken jaw but she has nipped me a few times out of sheer exuberance to get the object.🐶