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To: grey_whiskers
In the General/Chat forum, on a thread titled Q ~ Trust Trump's Plan ~ 08/01/2025 Vol.510, Q Day 2835, grey_whiskers wrote:

Stolen from a poster at ZeroHedge:

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “surely I can’t look that old.”.

Well . . . you’ll love this story..

from a lady called Claire

“My name is Claire..
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall , handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school some 25-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him,
however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth,
I asked him if he had attended the same school as mine..

“Yes. yes, I did.’
he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

He answered, “In 1987.
Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class!!!!”,
I happily exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then,
that
ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled faced,
gray-haired,
decrepit,
idiot,
asked,

“What subject did you teach” ?”

PERFECT!

ThankQ for posting it. :D

It reminds me of a T-shirt I saw on a woman a few days ago:


1,089 posted on 08/07/2025 6:17:07 PM PDT by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: ransomnote
It's wierd being the same age as old people

LMAO! I will have to quote this to my guild in World of Warcraft.

My guild's name is 'Old as Dirt' lol
1,137 posted on 08/07/2025 9:37:59 PM PDT by Chani (Drive By poster)
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To: ransomnote

LOL! Sometimes I will tell the story of how I fractured my neck in a mosh pit at a concert back in my young, dumb, and drunk days. These kids will look at me like I’m crazy and then I realize they must see me as somebody’s grandma and wondering if I was mashing grapes with Lucille and Ethel.


1,161 posted on 08/08/2025 12:15:32 AM PDT by ponygirl (Stay gold.)
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To: ransomnote

I still quote the meme that said

Inside every old person is a young person saying, “Wait! What just happened here?!”


1,224 posted on 08/08/2025 10:29:19 AM PDT by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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