Alien Attack in November? Scientists Warn of Incoming Mystery Object...Incoming object moving at 130,000 mph may be more than just a comet.

Daily Galaxy ^ | July 28, 2025 | Melissa Ait Lounis

[George from New England]

So, moon is 1/4 million miles out, this thing will be 550 times the distance to the moon.

[alancarp]

Yeah, everybody is beating me up on this one.

[rlmorel]

"...They’re coming to take jasmine crockett back..."

Or orally probe her.

Or anally probe her.

Or both.

Personally, I hope they take her as food.

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An Alien was showing another Alien his damaged ship, and when they came to where the humans were being stored, the following exchange took place:

ALIEN 1: Hey! That human has only has one leg! What happened to the other one? Was it born that way?

ALIEN 2: Well, no...I'm glad you asked. That human is a special-one. She saved the life of me and my family. Our ship was on fire while we were all crashed, and we were knocked insensible in the crash. That there human got loose, came into the ship and with that huge mouth of hers, raised such a ruckus, and wouldn't stop, that we all woke. We couldn't find our way out, and that there human led us through the smoke and fire to safety telling us she was saving us so we could destroy Trump. Yea, she is a special one. So, we feel an obligation to treat her special.

ALIEN 1: That's amazing! What happened to her leg, did she injure it in the fire when she rescued you?

ALIEN 2: Oh, no. A human that special, you just don't eat all at once.

[BigFreakinToad]

Where’s Commander Decker?

[BigFreakinToad]

I’m buying toilet paper, water and SPAM right now.

[Red Badger]

[rlmorel]

Hahahahaha! An Alien Prepper, I see!

[MikelTackNailer]

Chill out; Galactus is only doing a fly-by for the Fantastic Four movie.

If associate producers want to do promo what can you do?

[WKUHilltopper]

Looks like space cops pulling someone over.

[Carry_Okie]

About 70% of the speed of light (186,000 mph).

The speed of light is 186,000 miles PER SECOND. So divide 70% by 3,600.

[waredbird]

Sounds like Loeb used to be a “climate scientist “. More possible doom and gloom out there.

[Mathews]

Said the Alien who is trying to deflect the fact aliens are coming!!!!!

[lee martell]

Here we go again. Something spooky this way comes!

[wally_bert]

My first thought.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Get a few Slim Whitman CDs too, just in case.

[nicollo]

Even Loeb himself concedes that the most probable explanation is a natural one. He admits that the “most likely outcome will be that 3I/ATLAS is a completely natural interstellar object, probably a comet.”

Yeah, but no clicks for admitting it's all b.s.

[Billthedrill]

"Relax. We're not here for some wimpy water planet, we're here for Uranus!"

[dynachrome]

‘Ack! Ack! Ack! We come in peace.”

[Big Red Badger]

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Giant Incoming!

[rickomatic]

The aliens are trying to get here for the Black Friday sales….