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1 posted on 07/28/2025 7:08:27 AM PDT by Red Badger
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mine would duct tape everything

then graduated to fire

house is still standing


2 posted on 07/28/2025 7:11:48 AM PDT by joshua c
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I was a tomboy. My younger brother and I worked together. We made paint out of food coloring, flour, and water. (My concoction) We painted that yellow stuff all over the farm buildings. Opened a can of green paint and did the same

Even then, my brother was worse. He made a cannon to shoot stuff from hay mow to hay mow. (Old farm, nothing much in the mows) He would take the trash out to burn and stand there mesmerized by it. Poked it once in a while.


4 posted on 07/28/2025 7:20:12 AM PDT by madison10 (You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.)
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harrison’s got a snake and wants to keep it.


5 posted on 07/28/2025 7:20:23 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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Australian boys: never, ever, do this!


6 posted on 07/28/2025 7:22:15 AM PDT by Campion (Everything is a grace, everything is the direct effect of our Father's love - Little Flower)
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If the Mom believed the snake could bite him, telling him to just put down the snake is criminally stupid.


7 posted on 07/28/2025 7:23:52 AM PDT by dangus
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My little brother made a Superman cape out of a towel, revved up his tricycle at the end of our long porch, and drove off the porch, thinking he would fly. He didn’t.


8 posted on 07/28/2025 7:25:44 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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Used to use a pillow case.


10 posted on 07/28/2025 7:34:46 AM PDT by sasquatch (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit! c/o piytar)
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What a cutie! (The boy, not the snake)


15 posted on 07/28/2025 7:46:39 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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My younger son, after a blizzard: “Hey, Ma, can I get out on the roof and jump off?”


20 posted on 07/28/2025 7:55:44 AM PDT by scouter
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Another great thread, badger.


26 posted on 07/28/2025 8:19:17 AM PDT by mairdie
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I almost got accused of arson when I was a kid.

I had discovered that if you break all the stuff off of sparklers and put it all in a pile, it would make a great flare.

So, in social studies class, we learned about the volcano in Mexico, Popocatépetl, and as a class project, I decided to make a volcano out of clay. It had a crater at the top where I could put sparkler material, and when it was lit, it made an impressive display. I used a birthday cake candle to start it going.

I brought it to school on the appropriate day along with a small container of fuel. The teacher took custody of the container and to my surprise, they allowed me to demonstrate it to the class.

With the principal observing from the back of the room, I lit the thing, and it was a huge hit with the class. Of course, my project got an “A”.

That’s when it got weird. Not long after, a fire broke out in that very classroom.

My volcano was blamed, but the teacher assured the authorities that the volcano had gone home with me, and there was no remaining fuel around.

It turns out that one particular “student” was a known trouble maker, and was blamed for the fire, though there never was an arrest.

Last I heard of him he was in jail for rape, with a long history of criminal acts. Yogi would understand.


30 posted on 07/28/2025 8:36:40 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Kamala defines herself in just 4 words..."Nothing comes to mind.")
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I have boys and girls. They are all wonderful! And adorable! And fundamentally different!

The little girls wanted to play Barbies. The little boy wanted to play with them, but he wanted his dinosaurs to eat the Barbies.

31 posted on 07/28/2025 8:39:38 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Unchecked mass insanity of woke will be more devastating than all the wars and plagues of the past.)
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My dad thought every boy should have a pocket knife, so when my older son was about 9 or 10, he gave him a small one; my son was thrilled. One day, I found him sitting on the couch, using his knife to cut into some thin cardboard. Unfortunately, he was using the couch as a backstop; he had cut about a dozen slits in the cushion. It was an ugly couch, and I just flipped the cushion over but I think his father confiscated the knife.


34 posted on 07/28/2025 8:43:10 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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LOL, I had one that took everything apart starting when he could barely walk, he wanted to see how things worked - anything was fair game...

He’s now a Senior Software Engineer.


36 posted on 07/28/2025 8:45:51 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (You Say You Want a Revolutioan?)
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I used to do all the bike stuff further down without a helmet. I’m also sure the jumping off the roof was done while mom was a Walmart.


41 posted on 07/28/2025 9:23:20 AM PDT by redangus ( )
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my brother and I use to catch snakes, scorpions, tarantula, lizards when we were kids....


42 posted on 07/28/2025 9:33:01 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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When I taught 2nd grade bilingual (only one year, the rest high school), I saw a just-killed fox on the side of the road. Stopped, picked it up, threw it in my car trunk and took it to school to show my students.

The students were ecstatic over getting to see a fox close up. Principal (female) rather unhappy and other teachers critical. Children lived it and will never forget the moment. I have a solution for the naysayers attitudes.

49 posted on 07/28/2025 10:27:28 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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I take care of my 3 year old grandson once in a while to give my daughter and SIL a break and all I can say is perpetual motion.


50 posted on 07/28/2025 10:47:32 AM PDT by Mean Daddy
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When I was 10 I was fascinated with reptiles and would search for snakes all over the neighborhood. I put some of my prize snakes in a box I made for their home. The box fit under my bed out of sight of anyone and I thought it was just my secret. I did not take into account my mothers clean house passion and of course while I was at school she went to vacuum under my bed and found the box which she then proceeded to open. Of course the snakes immediately slithered out and my mother ran screaming to the neighbors and hysterically called my father at work. You would think I had murdered someone for all the punishment I received. Even my beloved Grandma called me “ worse than Peck's Bad Boy!, which I assumed must have been pretty bad. I never lived it down as my mother would still bring it up when she was in her 90’s.
53 posted on 07/28/2025 3:22:30 PM PDT by ABN 505 (+)
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Boys come in various flavors. I was the kind who took things apart to see how they worked, and then get it mostly put back together again with only a few left over parts.


55 posted on 07/29/2025 7:46:42 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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