White Rabbit
by the Jefferson Airplane —revised.
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that the mullah gives you
Don’t do anything at all.
Go ask Khameni
When he’s ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing infidels
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ‘em a hookah-smoking theocrat
Has given you the call.
He called Khameni
When he was just small.
That’s pretty good frank.