[NorthMountain]

But he’s not named “John Smith” ... so morons can only think of mocking his name.

Because they’re morons.

[GSWarrior]

…morons using the oldest, most sophomoric variations on Chinese names.

[gundog]

John Smith? I’m sure his application failed the Affirmative Action test.

[Gene Eric]

Moe Ron Johnson agrees

[Mastador1]

Funny none of them made fun of the guy with the Italian surname. Remember this one, ‘what sound does an Italian helicopter make? Wop Wop Wop’. Funny, right? No it’s pretty juvenile too.