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To: SunkenCiv

“don’t pick partners when drunk”

Wait. What?


4 posted on 07/09/2025 11:50:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
If it weren't for Old Grand Dad, there would be many fewer old granddads.

8 posted on 07/09/2025 11:56:53 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (The moron troll Ted Holden believes that humans originated on Ganymede.)
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To: BenLurkin

When you’ve had too much to drink
There’s certain things to keep in mind
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
Your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
And don’t ever go home with a woman they call Moose
Or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment

Get drunk with dignity


11 posted on 07/09/2025 12:08:52 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: BenLurkin

Dang! That was my ‘Go To’ method back in the day!.................


12 posted on 07/09/2025 12:10:15 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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