Thanks, it was meant to be encouraging.
My wife is convinced and thinks it’s what cured her sciatica nerve pain.
I’m very much a skeptic and rarely believe what I’m told about health.
But I do appreciate the health news ConservativeMind posts.
I’m the worst candidate for feeling as good as I do.
I do everything wrong.
When the doctor said he had never seen me before, I reminded him I saw him 17 years ago.
I told him I eat what I want, whenever I want, and as much as I want.
He said, “How are you still alive?”.
I sit on my 40 foot long front porch every night smoking and drinking vodka.
I’m the oldest in my neighborhood and I know everybody.
They are all so frail.
I wonder why they don’t just try turmeric.
We have neighborhood parties almost weekly and they tell me I have to quit drinking and smoking.
But I’m the guy they call if they need help or there is a stranger in our neighborhood that has to be told to leave.
Tomorrow I will put the horse manure on the curb at 6. Then I have to pull weeds for 4 hours and won’t have any pain afterwards. Then I will mow a 60 foot x 60 foot lawn. Then I will dig up a tree stump, water the yard, feed and muck the horses, feed the dogs, and at 8:30 will put the chickens away. Then comes the vodka and smoking on my 40 foot porch built in 1917 in the San Fernando Valley.