"Then Jesus said to them, “Take heed and beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and the Sadducees.”
You've been really careful buying your bread since you take everything so literal, right?
I think it's fair to say that the 99.99% of humanity that doesn't have your speshul insight into Scripture might simply look at a sentence and take it for what it means.
However you ended up in the rabbit hole known as Protestantism where you decide which text is meant to be taken as a figure of speech and which text is meant to be discovered only by holding it upside down under an ultraviolet light, most people cannot take this "religion" seriously.