Arthur draws his sword and approaches the Black Knight. A furious fight now starts lasting about fifteen seconds at which point Arthur delivers a mighty blow which completely severs the Black Knight’s left arm at the shoulder. Arthur steps back triumphantly. Arthur: Now stand aside worthy adversary. Black Knight(Glancing at his shoulder): ‘Tis but a scratch.” Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off. Black Knight: No, it isn’t. Arthur (Pointing to the arm on ground): Well, what’s that then?” Black Knight: I’ve had worse. Arthur: You’re a liar. Black Knight: Come on you pansy! Another ten seconds furious fighting till Arthur chops the Black Knight’s other arm off,also at the shoulder. The arm plus sword, lies on the ground. Arthur: Victory is mine. (sinking to his knees) I thank thee O Lord that in thy …” Black Knight: Come on then. Arthur: What? He kicks Arthur hard on the side of the helmet. Arthur gets up still holding his sword. The Black Knight comes after him kicking. Arthur: You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Black Knight: Had enough? Arthur: You stupid bastard. You haven’t got any arms left. Black Knight: Course I have. Arthur: Look! Black Knight: What! Just a flesh wound. (kicks Arthur) Arthur: Stop that. Black Knight (kicking him): Had enough … ?” Arthur: I’ll have your leg. He is kicked. Arthur: Right! The Black Knight kicks him again and Arthur chops his leg off. The Black Knight keeps his balance with difficulty. Black Knight: I’ll do you for that. Arthur: You’ll what …? Black Knight: Come here. Arthur: What are you going to do – bleed on me? Black Knight: I’m invincible! Arthur: You’re a looney. Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you! Arthur takes his last leg off. The Black Knight’s body lands upright. Black Knight: All right, we’ll call it a draw.
Oh, the pain, the pain