CNN Reports Viewership ‘Largely Intact’

The Bee ^ | June 30, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Darn, those were the biggest bombs Trump had!

[joshua c]

yes

he fell down and hit his head again

but he is back up with some assistance

and is watching again

[Texas Eagle]

Just like that girl whose baby was left largely intact inside her body after her abortion.

[redfreedom]

CNN viewership is largely intact?

I suppose so, I heard the Captain of the Titanic said his ship was still largely intact right after smacking into the iceberg.

[jacknhoo]

Well done, Bee.

[Chainmail]

Wow. All four of them stayed with CNN! Well, bless their little hearts.

[Darksheare]

CNN: We proudly didn’t spay or neuter our miniscule audience.

[Texas Eagle]

In related news: Abortionist leaves half of baby in woman's body

[dragnet2]

Here's CNN's audience!

[9YearLurker]

Some may be, but a good number of them clearly have been castrated.

[Texaspeptoman]

Dang !!! I read thru it and didn’t see “The Bee” until the end of the article. I took it hook, line, and sinker. You sure this is from the Bee??? 😆

[Tzimisce]

When you’re talking about audiences, it’s hard to go lower than zero.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“...our audience...”

Hospitalized Coma Patients

Loony Bin Patients

Layover Airport Captives

Prisoners of all stripes, but mostly the Criminally Insane

Sheltered Workshop Workers

Chinese Laundry Prisoners

Foreign Sweatshop Children working for Nike

10 y/o African Kids Digging Lithium Out of the Earth for Electric Cars & Cellphone Batteries

Inmates at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Awaiting Deportation

Who did I miss? *SMIRK*

[Navy Patriot]

I was thinking Lobotomized...

[9YearLurker]

Neither balls nor brains...

[Navy Patriot]

As usual, Diana, you are pretty thorough.

[Navy Patriot]

Yep, it is, I just can’t pass up anything sticking it to CNN, sorry.

[xp38]

Those who work at CNN and maybe their families?

[RckyRaCoCo]

cartoons

[Verginius Rufus]

None of the four have lost arms or legs, so they are largely intact.