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Lifeguard impaled by umbrella at Jersey Shore in gruesome scene
ny post ^
| 06/25/2025
| Patrick Reilly
Posted on 06/25/2025 6:10:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Round Earther
Hopefully she had an Umbrella Insurance Policy.*GROAN*!
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posted on
06/25/2025 6:39:05 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Democrats: fake news, fake presidents, fake beliefs, fake policies, fake protesters & fake voters!)
To: BenLurkin
Was this an accident or a deliberate attack?
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posted on
06/25/2025 6:39:18 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: BenLurkin
good spiritsMay have something to do with it.
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posted on
06/25/2025 6:43:30 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: OldHarbor
Sounds like she’ll make a full recovery. Not what you’d want to have happen but there’s not much vital stuff in that area, which is why they say if you have to get shot, you want to get shot below the shoulder, through-and-through.
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posted on
06/25/2025 6:46:34 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(Yes. We ARE going back)
To: Kleon
Holy parasols Batman!
Could be the work of the Penguin Robin
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posted on
06/25/2025 7:02:08 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: sopo
The umbrella poolside at my house grabs the breeze all the time. I lower it everytime I step away from it. People don’t realize how little wind is necessary to create a dangerous situation.
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posted on
06/25/2025 7:07:21 PM PDT
by
cnsmom
To: BenLurkin
“in good spirits...”
I don’t actually believe anyone that has been impaled on anything can be said to be “in good spirits”.
In shock, perhaps.
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posted on
06/25/2025 7:11:58 PM PDT
by
larrytown
(A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
To: Round Earther
You win the internets for today...
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posted on
06/25/2025 7:46:09 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI….There’s really not much to)
To: FamiliarFace
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posted on
06/25/2025 7:51:38 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: Larry Lucido
I just watched that episode! Fusilli Jerry!
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posted on
06/25/2025 7:56:16 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: BenLurkin
How strong do the winds have to be to impale human flesh?
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posted on
06/25/2025 7:56:26 PM PDT
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find. )
To: BenLurkin
Greetings from Asbury Park!
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posted on
06/25/2025 8:08:19 PM PDT
by
dancusa
(Donald Trump is Acting Like Rush Limbaugh on Steroids!)
To: Getready
How strong do the winds have to be to impale human flesh? I suspect she was chasing it as it was blowing away from her, dragging in the sand, and just as she caught up to it, it tipped and she ran into the bottom spiked point angled upward at her. The top of the umbrella would have been anchored in the sand.
She was probably wearing a t-shirt or a tank top and the cloth didn't offer any resistance to the spike. Her forward momentum tipped it up further until her weight impaled her on it.
To: BenLurkin
Things like this, in a wider sense, happen all the time. They are called accidents, and are mostly unpredictable. Like glass falling out of a window and injuring someone it falls on.
One could of course suggest to wear a helmet and body armor at all times.
To: sopo
Give the demonratcommieblmantifaterrorscumfeminaziguanopathicpedophilegoatrapers a day or two and they will be creating a new Law against Assault Umbrellas...
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posted on
06/25/2025 9:08:08 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!! )
To: BenLurkin
Deport all beach umbrellas...
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posted on
06/26/2025 3:47:41 AM PDT
by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
To: Round Earther
Hopefully she had an Umbrella Insurance Policy. (Golf Clap)
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posted on
06/26/2025 4:54:01 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Third Person
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posted on
06/26/2025 6:00:17 AM PDT
by
trebb
(So many fools - so little time...)
To: Round Earther
Hopefully she had an Umbrella Insurance Policy.
Thread Winner!
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posted on
06/26/2025 6:14:07 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: trebb
brains not required in these parts, obvious to most
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