LOL... I get the joke. But that is the actual thinking of DC. That inside every Iranian or Saudi, is a Thomas Jefferson, a Madison, an Adams, fighting to get out.
And we keep trying to bestow our blessings on them.
I think the Persians have a good chance of reclaiming Iran as a civil society. The Wahhabists, none at all. If the Saudi Royal Family can continue to contain them. and learn to live with a mon-extremist Iran, there may be hope for the region.