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Second City Cop "Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop"

Like rats from a sinking ship, they swim out to the collar counties.

My beloved DuPage County is sinking fast.

DuPage had a good plan, and it worked well for years. When the state and federal government DEMANDED minority housing in your town, make it geographically undesirable away from taxpaying citizens, swampland is good, an old junkyard is good...

Then came Uber; GAME OVER.

A nearby town gym was open until 11 on weekends, free to locals, $2 for non-residents; very popular, our kids went often.

Then the unwashed started arriving, and then they would dash in without paying, and they all looked alike.

Next, they strong-armed the high school girl who collected the two dollars. IIRC she had been selected for the job because of her pleasant smile.

...An armed carjacking!!!!!!

So much for gym night, and my kids enjoyed it.

1 posted on 06/21/2025 6:48:12 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

? You canโ€™t take potshots at someone stealing your car. Thatโ€™s murder in any state.


2 posted on 06/21/2025 7:07:32 AM PDT by Persevero (You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

๐˜๐˜ง ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ. ๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.

I am not a lawyer, legal analyst, or officer of the court, but I am reasonably certain that shooting at somebody from cover without a threat to life or great bodily harm would be considered attempted murder in some jurisdictions. If you have a damn good lawyer, and a lot of money to pay in legal defenses, by all means...


3 posted on 06/21/2025 7:09:08 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“Don’t Confront Instead, snipe from cover”

Who says call of duty video games arent educational?


5 posted on 06/21/2025 7:11:29 AM PDT by lowbridge ("Letโ€™s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Car burglars fired at least 30 shots at a 27-year-old man who confronted them during a vehicle break-in in the South Loop early Friday morning.

The victim was reported in good condition at Northwestern Memorial Hospital.

All sorts of things to say from that.

9 posted on 06/21/2025 7:44:52 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

***Then the unwashed started arriving***

I noticed the same when our city did away with vagrancy laws. Suddenly the big library was over run with bums and drunks piling in on the soft couches and chairs sleeping all day in air conditioned coolness. The library had to close for a few weeks due to bed bug infestation from the bums.
Local museums were free, but due to the same problem had to start charging entrance fees to keep the bums out.

“Let see...Entrance fee $10. Mad Dog 20-20, $10. Decisions, decisions...”


10 posted on 06/21/2025 7:45:56 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I like this guys response to his catalytic converter being stolen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgVYtuTg0Ag


12 posted on 06/21/2025 7:54:10 AM PDT by broken_clock (Go Trump! Prayers answered!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I had a friend who had a problem with kids driving in his driveway at 3am honked their horn and drove off.

I suggested he put some shingle nails in his driveway and see what happens. It flatened all 4 tires. The kids dad had to call the wrecker to have the car towed to the tire repair store. End of problem.


26 posted on 06/21/2025 6:29:09 PM PDT by IAGeezer912 (One out of every 20 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
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