Canada Continues Time-Honored Tradition Of Being Worse Than The USA At Everything

babylonbee.com ^ | June 18, 2025

[9YearLurker]

Not curling or hockey.

[9YearLurker]

Well, maybe this time.

[stevio]

Elbows up! LOL.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

HA!

Beau & Crew were just up north of Ontario, Canada to hunt Black Bear and fish for Walleye. One of his friends, a HUGE Trump Guy, asked the owners of the lodge where they were staying if they were excited to become America’s 51st State.

He said it didn’t go over all that well, LOL!

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Not curling or hockey.

Well you must be Canadian. Add another thing to the list.

[captmar-vell]

I realize this is the babylonbee

As long as Canada keeps allowing the WEF and China to install their corrupt evil reprobates into power intending to bring down their current middle class free western system to replace it with the CCP and ‘great reset’ model, they will increasingly roll downhill to meet the third world.

[V_TWIN]

FYI, The Florida Panthers won the Stanley Cup last year as well.

[Magnum44]

[9YearLurker]

But Canada punches well above its size in the sport and the NHL, of course.

[FamiliarFace]

Or last time.

[Dr. Franklin]

Beauty, eh?

[Dr. Sivana]

I don't know if buying the players counts as Florida dominance in hockey.

From Copilot AI:

Here's the breakdown of nationalities for both teams:

🇨🇦 Canadian Players
Florida Panthers: 13 Canadian-born players, including stars like Aaron Ekblad, Sam Reinhart, Sam Bennett, and Carter Verhaeghe.

Edmonton Oilers: 24 Canadian-born players, including Connor McDavid, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Zach Hyman, and Darnell Nurse.

🇺🇸 U.S. Players
Florida Panthers: 6 U.S.-born players, such as Matthew Tkachuk (Scottsdale, AZ), Seth Jones (Arlington, TX), Jaycob Megna (Northbrook, IL), Nate Schmidt (St. Cloud, MN), Mackie Samoskevich (Sandy Hook, CT), and A.J. Greer (Joliette, QC, but raised in the U.S.).

Edmonton Oilers: 5 U.S.-born players, including Trent Frederic (St. Louis, MO), Ty Emberson (Eau Claire, WI), Max Jones (Rochester, MI), Cam Dineen (Toms River, NJ), and Quinn Hutson (Chicago, IL).

[Magnum44]

Not true.

[johniegrad]

This is what Canada is all aboot?

LOL.

[Magnum44]

[Magnum44]

[V_TWIN]

Much like golf, bowling and softball.....curling is mostly just an excuse to drink beer. 😁

[LeonardFMason]

32 years and counting since Canada won a Stanley Cup.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[9YearLurker]

Ha!