For the morons who believe rags like this, "razor blade throat" is a sufficiently scary propaganda name to get them to get boosted and obey any new quarantine policies. But for those Libs who still are brave enough to go outside, the next "MAGA" strain will allegedly make them vote Republican and buy a Trump phone.
razor blade throat is not hyperbole. i have had mono and strep throat during my life. this was way worse.