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San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No King' With Sidewalk Poop
The Bee ^ | June 16, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 06/16/2025 11:34:47 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an inspiring display of solidarity to voice their opposition to President Donald Trump's policies, San Francisco protesters spelled out "No Kings" with sidewalk feces.

Thousands of the city's residents gathered downtown over the weekend to show their displeasure with Trump's immigration agenda, using the copious amount of human waste scattered around on the surrounding sidewalks as their medium of expression.

"This will show Trump how much better off we are without his policies!" shouted one angry San Franciscan as he sculpted handfuls of excrement into the giant letter "N." "Our city is the perfect example of the liberal utopia that can be achieved if we get rid of the bigoted, hateful ideas promoted by conservatives. May the smell of this poop be a sign to Trump and his fascist administration of how much of a stench his policies are! Somebody hand me some more feces!"

Despite concerns from some protesters that they would not have enough sidewalk poo to make a large enough sign to be seen clearly from the air, the mob ended up with piles of scat to spare. "Fortunately, we have a lot of doodoo lying around in San Francisco," another protester said. "In other cities, we wouldn't be able to pull this off. Thanks to the leadership from our elected Democratic officials, we've got an abundant surplus of sidewalk feces. Take that, Trump!"

At publishing time, the protesters had used some of the leftover sidewalk poop to create a life-sized sculpture of Governor Gavin Newsom.

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To: Navy Patriot

That’s what I call a bunch of sick poopies.


21 posted on 06/16/2025 3:42:50 PM PDT by equaviator (Nobody's perfect. That's why they put pencils on erasers!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Dang it! The Bee stings me again! I fall for most of their headlines, at least for a second.


22 posted on 06/16/2025 3:45:28 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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