[T.B. Yoits]

Sounds like Ofcom is bunch of British male fruitcakes who like to dress up like their mothers and play with dolls.

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who
Would hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision upon anything we did
Exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kid
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives

"The Happiest Days of Our Lives" by Pink Floyd

[Made In The USA]

Something somewhat similar:

Mother, do you think they′ll drop the bomb?
verse

Mother, do you think they’ll like the song?
Mother, do you think they′ll try to break my balls?
Ooh
Mother, should I build the wall?
Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooh
Is it just a waste of time?
pre-chorus

Hush now baby, baby, don’t you cry
verse

Mama’s gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama′s gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama′s gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won’t let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama′s gonna keep baby cosy and warm
Ooh baby
Ooh baby
Ooh baby, of course mama’s gonna help build the wall
Mother do you think she′s good enough?
For me?
Mother do you think she’s dangerous
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooh, ah
Mother will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby, don′t you cry
Mama’s gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Mama won’t let anyone dirty get through
Mama′s gonna wait up until you get in
Mama will always find out where you′ve been
Mama’s gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Ooh baby, ooh baby
Ooh baby, you′ll always be baby to me
Mother, did it need to be so high?

[nickcarraway]

I never had a teacher that bad. And I hate that ugly band.