[Pontiac]

The cosmologists assume uniform placement of matter in the Post-Big Bang era.

Not a Big Bang, but a Big Evaporation or a Big Sublimation.

But those don't roll off the tongue in the same way, do they.

[Red Badger]

I don’t like calling it a Big Bang, either.

There is no sound in Space, so it was silent............

[Getready]

Some have wondered why the beginning is not termed , “Bertha D. Universe” instead.