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Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual Gratification
Outkick ^ | June 04, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 06/10/2025 12:20:40 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: jjotto

so, I hear, is Billy Clinton


21 posted on 06/10/2025 12:39:32 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Red Badger

I hope the police detectives identify the rightful owners and return their pool floats back to them


22 posted on 06/10/2025 12:43:03 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: Red Badger

“Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual Gratification”. Something I need to add to my bucket list.


23 posted on 06/10/2025 12:46:37 PM PDT by kawhill ( Just trying to make conscious decisions, unconsciously)
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To: Red Badger

I’m sure there is a porn site featuring pool float fetishes.

FYI. My “Florida Man Challenge” revealed that I beat my wife to death with a frying pan for burning the toast.


24 posted on 06/10/2025 12:48:16 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: 1Old Pro

I don’t know...sounds like he is getting more time on probation for stealing and boinking unicorn floaties than he’d get if he actually had indulged himself raping women.


25 posted on 06/10/2025 12:52:48 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustmilents offered here free of charge)
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To: Red Badger

A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of flexible, buoyant polyethylene foam.
Pool noodles are used by people of all ages while swimming, and by Florida man.

Go on ...


26 posted on 06/10/2025 12:52:59 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Red Badger

The headline you never expected to read.


27 posted on 06/10/2025 12:54:04 PM PDT by mairdie
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I bet they don’t want them!................


28 posted on 06/10/2025 12:56:13 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Yuck!


29 posted on 06/10/2025 12:56:32 PM PDT by Dan in Wichita
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To: Red Badger

That’s wrong?


30 posted on 06/10/2025 12:59:36 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: glorgau

That’s wrong?

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lol


31 posted on 06/10/2025 1:01:53 PM PDT by Samurai_Jack (This is not about hypocrisy, this is about hierarchy!)
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To: Red Badger; Morgana; null and void

Maybe he’s just a member of the
LGBTQ2S+POOLFLOAT community?

Did you HATERS ever
think about THAT???

C’MON MAN!!!


32 posted on 06/10/2025 1:05:11 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: glorgau

He should not have done that?..............


33 posted on 06/10/2025 1:05:43 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

UGH. UGH...UGH....FUGLY AS THEY COME.


34 posted on 06/10/2025 1:06:46 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience..H)
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To: Red Badger

Uncanny resemblance to Charles Manson. Crazy eyes.


35 posted on 06/10/2025 1:06:56 PM PDT by Salvavida (NS)
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To: Red Badger

Why can’t that pervert just get a blow-up doll like normal men do.;-)


36 posted on 06/10/2025 1:07:47 PM PDT by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: Red Badger

He seems nice.


37 posted on 06/10/2025 1:08:19 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

He probably is as long as he gets his polyvinyl fix for the day................


38 posted on 06/10/2025 1:09:54 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

I feel sorry for the pool floats.


39 posted on 06/10/2025 1:12:43 PM PDT by KittyKares
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To: Red Badger

🎶Rubber ducky, you’re the one
(breathing heavily)
You make bath time, all the fun ughhhhhh


40 posted on 06/10/2025 1:14:10 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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