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Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual Gratification
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| June 04, 2025
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Posted on 06/10/2025 12:20:40 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: jjotto
so, I hear, is Billy Clinton
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:39:32 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Red Badger
I hope the police detectives identify the rightful owners and return their pool floats back to them
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:43:03 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
To: Red Badger
“Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual Gratification”. Something I need to add to my bucket list.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:46:37 PM PDT
by
kawhill
( Just trying to make conscious decisions, unconsciously)
To: Red Badger
I’m sure there is a porn site featuring pool float fetishes.
FYI. My “Florida Man Challenge” revealed that I beat my wife to death with a frying pan for burning the toast.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:48:16 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: 1Old Pro
I don’t know...sounds like he is getting more time on probation for stealing and boinking unicorn floaties than he’d get if he actually had indulged himself raping women.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:52:48 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustmilents offered here free of charge)
To: Red Badger
A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of flexible, buoyant polyethylene foam.
Pool noodles are used by people of all ages while swimming, and by Florida man.
Go on ...
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:52:59 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Red Badger
The headline you never expected to read.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:54:04 PM PDT
by
mairdie
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I bet they don’t want them!................
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:56:13 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:59:36 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: glorgau
That’s wrong?
~~~~~~~~~
lol
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:01:53 PM PDT
by
Samurai_Jack
(This is not about hypocrisy, this is about hierarchy!)
To: Red Badger; Morgana; null and void
Maybe he’s just a member of the
LGBTQ2S+POOLFLOAT community?
Did you HATERS ever
think about THAT???
C’MON MAN!!!
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:05:11 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: glorgau
He should not have done that?..............
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:05:43 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
UGH. UGH...UGH....FUGLY AS THEY COME.
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:06:46 PM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience..H)
To: Red Badger
Uncanny resemblance to Charles Manson. Crazy eyes.
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:06:56 PM PDT
by
Salvavida
(NS)
To: Red Badger
Why can’t that pervert just get a blow-up doll like normal men do.;-)
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:07:47 PM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
To: Red Badger
To: Disambiguator
He probably is as long as he gets his polyvinyl fix for the day................
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:09:54 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
I feel sorry for the pool floats.
To: Red Badger
🎶Rubber ducky, you’re the one
(breathing heavily)
You make bath time, all the fun ughhhhhh
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posted on
06/10/2025 1:14:10 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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