Posted on 06/09/2025 10:37:49 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
LOS ANGELES, CA — The Republican Party expressed gratitude to a local group of illegal immigrants who helped film some commercials for the next presidential campaign.
The rowdy group was filmed torching cop cars, looting stores, and waving Mexican flags, providing some "killer" footage for the 2028 race.
"Man, this is great stuff," said one Republican consultant as he reviewed a scene of several illegal immigrants defecating on an American flag while throwing bricks at people's faces. "We couldn't have asked for better footage here. Just 10 seconds will give us a 10-point boost in the polls. Thanks, illegals!"
Sources say Republicans have approximately 3,000 hours of footage depicting illegal immigrants behaving violently and cursing the country that allowed them in. "This is just the beginning," said one strategist. "I just saw an illegal immigrant shout 'Death to America' before kicking an old lady down some stairs. This is absolute gold."
Local authorities are urging rioters to reduce the violent behavior, or at least make sure there are no cameras rolling first. "Make sure the cameras don't catch your acts of terrorism," said L.A. Mayor Karen Bass.
At publishing time, California Governor Gavin Newsom had finally quelled the violence after learning his boss, CCP President Xi, was coming into town for a visit.
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LOL! (Babylon Bee)
If the GOP were smart they would take every single image of these riots and turn them into campaign ads showing the images of those illegals being arrested and ask “Are these the people you want in our country yes or no”
Ain't that the truth!
Newsome and Bass are prime GOP political ad material as well.
Both of them are scumbags. When last year Jews were being spit on, beat up on Pico Blvd, Bass did NOTHING she let it happen..and when LA was on FIRE, where was Bass, in GHANA living it up..and NewSCUM he could have cared less, he only care here to do his lil shimmy that he always does and left
The Bee nails it again.
It would be nice to see The Bee have it’s own news paper to wise people up but the risk are to high due to you know who groups.
The left may have started the myth IGNORANCE IS BLISS notion.
Make and run the ads now, continuously
The next election is all about whether we keep the border closed or open it.
I believe you are correct.
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