[KarlInOhio]

How about this: all federal funding for studying coffee is revoked and every researcher involved in spending it is permanently prohibited from any future federal grant money.

How many billions of dollars have been spent on inconclusive, contradictory and statistically unsound research on everyone's favorite brown beverage? Spend your time on curing cancer.

[Hyman Roth]

I wish the giverment would fund a research of a liberals brain.

[bgill]

You’ve earned yourself an extra cup of coffee with that. Cut all the idiotic funding.