Years ago my wife was at her wits end with the three kids all day. Sitting down to dinner she said “I’ve had it up to here (motioning to her chin) with you kids. Behave yourselves or my head is going to explode!”
My youngest daughter (~6 at the time) quips “Oh - dinner AND a show!”
It was complete silence for a second as I turned towards my wife. Thankfully she burst out laughing.
My mom would have thrown a plate at me........................