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Come July, Keys Will Be De Facto Illegal In Minnesota
Reason magazine ^ | May 23, 2025 | Christian Britschgi

Posted on 05/30/2025 11:45:56 AM PDT by lowbridge

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To: lowbridge

How will the school janitors be able to unlock the tampon dispensers for restocking? /S


21 posted on 05/30/2025 12:40:18 PM PDT by ken in texas
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To: I want the USA back

We don’t.


22 posted on 05/30/2025 12:41:58 PM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: lowbridge

I’m from the gooberment. I’m here to help.

We leave our society to a bunch of people who could not even organize a piss up in a pub. Politicians, when you can’t do anything useful with your life.


23 posted on 05/30/2025 12:45:58 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Donald John Trump. First man to be Elected to the Presidency THREE times since FDR.)
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To: lowbridge

This sounds like something Jasmine Crockett, Kamala or Tim Walz would dream up. Not thought out at all.


24 posted on 05/30/2025 12:45:59 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: lowbridge
Liberal Logic
No keys = no need for locks
No locks = no need for breaking and entering laws
Walz reduces crime!
25 posted on 05/30/2025 12:49:47 PM PDT by 100%FEDUP
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To: Jim W N

“Mini-brained Minnesota?”

Land of 10,000 pricks.


26 posted on 05/30/2025 12:53:13 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: lee martell

“Not thought out at all”

Thought not possible without a brain.


27 posted on 05/30/2025 12:54:42 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: alancarp

I’d like see jailer’s keys come back in real number to lock up the corrupt fools in political office who come up with these absurd ideas.

This is a set I bought cheap off Ebay years ago as a prop.

https://stock.adobe.com/stock-photo/id/91767221?asset_id=91252641


28 posted on 05/30/2025 12:55:04 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: lowbridge

It started as a great country.
The turning point when it was really bad was when they banned keys.
Yes keys.


29 posted on 05/30/2025 12:56:14 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (“I don’t really care, Margaret.”)
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To: Tell It Right

Good idea so is old fashion ass kicking.


30 posted on 05/30/2025 12:57:09 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: lowbridge

The horror. This will lead to keys being cut in back alleys and garages. Oh the huge manatee.


31 posted on 05/30/2025 12:58:45 PM PDT by enduserindy
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To: Bonemaker

If the Scarecrow only had a Brain!


32 posted on 05/30/2025 12:58:48 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Jim W N

“””Mini-brained Minnesota?””””

Minnesota is just fine. Minneapolistan is a cesspool.


33 posted on 05/30/2025 1:05:42 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: lowbridge

The progressives believe there is no common sense limit to any kind of regulation, even if that theory extinguishes everything now in use. Why? Because they believe not in democracy but rule by the experts, and that official appointed the experts are never wrong, merely because they are official appointments. These twin antidemocratic theories of governance are at the foundation of all progressive movements.


34 posted on 05/30/2025 1:05:55 PM PDT by Wuli
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To: lowbridge

I have family in both Minnesota and Washington state. I think those 2 states are now crazier than CA. Toss in Oregon too…….


35 posted on 05/30/2025 1:10:17 PM PDT by hillarys cankles
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To: I want the USA back

We don’t. Been saying it since before I started posting here...


36 posted on 05/30/2025 1:11:26 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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Minnesota is just fine. Minneapolistan is a cesspool.

Ah, mini-brained Minneapolis...

OK.

37 posted on 05/30/2025 1:16:50 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Jim W N

The idiot Walz only represents the Occupied Territory of Minneapolistan. He calls the outstate area the land of rocks and cows. I live behind enemy lines but hope to move out to America some day.


38 posted on 05/30/2025 1:26:43 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: lowbridge

“The purpose of that law was to remove dangerous heavy metals from products that come into contact with children.”

Yes, I remember when my 3 kiddos were young they use to play with keys all the time ... riiiiiight


39 posted on 05/30/2025 1:45:27 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (In a way ge is right as)
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To: lowbridge

Congress needs to do an investigation into what is driving the morons in Wisconsin and Minniesoda crazy. Mental issues galore. They don’t know how to vote or count ballots. They are giving tampons to little boys like they are candy. Something is seriously wrong up there. I wonder if the African colonists brought some kind of brain parasite with them when they moved in.


40 posted on 05/30/2025 1:46:33 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Where can Americans go to seek justice now that the RATS own the judiciary?)
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