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Ice catches alien in tree
The New York Post ^
Posted on 05/29/2025 7:20:20 PM PDT by FrozenAssets
Ice in Texas caught an illegal alien hiding in a tree.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: freepun; ice; tarzan
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The first thing that went through my mind was an old Donald Fagan song "The Nightfly" about a ficticious FM radio jock.
"You say there's a race of men in the trees?" "I wait all night for calls like these."
To: FrozenAssets
ROFL! I was gonna call BS on this from the headline, as there is no ICE in texas this time of year! lol I forget about the law enforcement agency with that acronym. And I thought it hilarious that your handle is ‘frozenAssets’ LOL
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posted on
05/29/2025 7:37:49 PM PDT
by
Chani
(Drive By poster)
To: FrozenAssets
Not the same but does remind me of this ...
To: FrozenAssets
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posted on
05/29/2025 7:43:57 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: FrozenAssets
Come on down outta that tree, INVADER!
FTA ...
... “You can run, but you can’t hide,” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said while sharing news of his bizarre escape bid.
“Whether in a tree or harbored in an activist judge’s house, if you are here illegally, ICE will find you, arrest you, and you will be deported.”
Ical is facing federal criminal charges for illegal re-entry into the US after he was previously deported 12 years ago, according to ICE.
“Ical previously entered the United States unlawfully on March 27, 2013, and was subsequently removed to Guatemala on April 24, 2013,” ICE said in a statement.
It isn’t known exactly when he re-entered the US....
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posted on
05/29/2025 7:46:33 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Jesus is Lord!)
To: BenLurkin
Lol. I knew I wasn’t the only one thinking this way.
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posted on
05/29/2025 8:10:07 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: FrozenAssets
(Ice catches alien in tree)
I want to believe 🛸🛸🛸
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posted on
05/29/2025 8:12:03 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: rdl6989
I thought this article was from David Icke’s web page.
Lol.
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posted on
05/29/2025 8:12:07 PM PDT
by
cgbg
(It was not us. It was them--all along.)
To: FrozenAssets
Isn’t this a verse in the Koran?
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posted on
05/29/2025 8:13:44 PM PDT
by
datricker
(Go Trump/Vance!)
To: BenLurkin
It was just a matter of time before someone posted a ‘real’ alien in a tree..
To: FrozenAssets
Does the Federal Government now recruit Ents as assets to capture and deport?
To: All
Tree down, 31 million to go.
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posted on
05/29/2025 8:36:00 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(For two countries with so many lawyers, there ain't much justice in Canada or America (yet))
To: FrozenAssets
Damn this global warming!
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posted on
05/29/2025 8:36:10 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Democrats: fake news, fake presidents, fake beliefs, fake policies, fake protesters & fake voters!)
To: FrozenAssets
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posted on
05/29/2025 9:02:58 PM PDT
by
madison10
(God chose President Trump. Satan chose judges and Democrats.)
To: FrozenAssets; Ezekiel; The Spirit Of Allegiance; SunkenCiv
“Leaf me alone!” he called out as the agents barked orders to him.
(Here we go!)
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posted on
05/29/2025 9:15:57 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(President Trump is back.)
To: madison10
Z was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he.
He climbed up in a sycamore tree...
A really fun Vacation Bible School song.
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posted on
05/29/2025 9:30:27 PM PDT
by
YepYep
(Love and Obey the Lord; Build the America you want at your house and keep looking up.)
To: FrozenAssets
Bigfoot continues to evade capture.
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posted on
05/29/2025 9:51:00 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
To: Rennes Templar
He chose poorly — the tree was a John Birch.
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posted on
05/29/2025 10:28:27 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(The moron troll Ted Holden believes that humans originated on Ganymede.)
To: All
My first thought when reading the headline:
(Micro$oft AI)
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posted on
05/29/2025 11:15:59 PM PDT
by
Drago
To: FrozenAssets
Ah what is that meme? 1000 Gorillas in the game of myst or “Orale vato” in the tree?
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posted on
05/30/2025 2:00:40 AM PDT
by
BFW
(loss of signal)
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