To: billorites
At least he died doing something he loved... living. 🤡
2 posted on
05/29/2025 1:07:34 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
To: billorites
Musical accompaniment for this article:
Mushroom Maniac by Mojo Nixon
https://youtu.be/keOl1Q4dfkY?si=BRrfkFF6nZDLV789
3 posted on
05/29/2025 1:08:14 PM PDT by
thegagline
(Sic semper tyrannis! Trump & Vance, 2024! (Formerly) Goldwater & Thomas Sowell.)
To: billorites
Boneheads can't enjoy Nature as she is, but have to get doped up.
4 posted on
05/29/2025 1:09:46 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: billorites
The reports of the hiker’s demise were greatly exaggerated said the white rabbit…
To: billorites
Those mushrooms aren’t hallucinogenic for no good reason. 🙄
8 posted on
05/29/2025 1:20:05 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
9 posted on
05/29/2025 1:21:08 PM PDT by
Rio
To: billorites
They must have been ecstatic when they found out their friend was alive. The bad trip was wiped away.
10 posted on
05/29/2025 1:22:05 PM PDT by
TBall
To: billorites
Some people can’t handle their acid either.
12 posted on
05/29/2025 1:44:54 PM PDT by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
To: billorites
I’ve climbed Cascade several times. Pretty view if the weather is clear.
13 posted on
05/29/2025 2:00:41 PM PDT by
Dutch Boy
(The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
To: billorites
What in the world is a “summit steward”? Is that like some guru who sits at the top of the mountain, enlightening those who seek him out?
To: billorites
The steward determined the hikers were in an altered mental state. Easy call when one of them is trying to give CPR to a rotting log.
To: billorites
They were high when they saw a showing of Weekend At Bernies on TV.
Got the idea to do the opposite.
22 posted on
05/29/2025 3:55:20 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: billorites
Secret Service swore off going to any more false calls from Dr. Jill about Joe.
Waste of time.
“He’s as alive and alert as he ever was. Ask Morning Joe next time.”
24 posted on
05/29/2025 3:58:53 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: billorites
Rule #1 on ‘Shrooms.
Never travel on ‘Shrooms. Stay in one place. ;)
25 posted on
05/29/2025 4:25:21 PM PDT by
MotorCityBuck
(Keep the change, you are filthy animal !!)
To: billorites
27 posted on
05/29/2025 5:34:16 PM PDT by
Kenny Bania
(Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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