Posted on 05/29/2025 1:02:59 PM PDT by billorites
Two hikers who were lost on Cascade Mountain in New York after ingesting hallucinogenic mushrooms called 911 to report their hiking companion was dead on Saturday, May 24.
Turns out, the other hiker was still very much alive.
According to New York Department of Environmental Conservation officials, forest rangers received a report of a deceased hiker on Cascade Mountain at 9 a.m. on Saturday, May 24.
Two hikers had called 911 to report the third member of their hiking party had died.
When the hikers encountered the Cascade summit steward, the pair said that they were lost.
The steward determined the hikers were in an altered mental state.
The third member of their hiking party called and reported he was not injured.
A forest ranger escorted the two hikers, who had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms, to a waiting ambulance and another ranger escorted the third hiker back to their campsite.
That looks like one of those “deep dream” pictures where AI puts dog noses and eyes on everything.
They were high when they saw a showing of Weekend At Bernies on TV.
Got the idea to do the opposite.
Excellent.
Secret Service swore off going to any more false calls from Dr. Jill about Joe.
Waste of time.
“He’s as alive and alert as he ever was. Ask Morning Joe next time.”
Rule #1 on ‘Shrooms.
Never travel on ‘Shrooms. Stay in one place. ;)
or ether or mescaline or andrenochrome
Fairly accurate still, now make it move
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