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Okay I blame the kid for this one.

Wait hear me out. If you remember "Miss Piggy" from the Muppet show when ever she got angry she would do a "Hi ya" and then the Karate chop on who ever she was angry at. Miss Piggy had a black belt in Karate!

Kid should have known this if he watched the Muppet Show and known not to mess with and be rude to Miss Piggy

That he was not raised well by his parents.

1 posted on 05/28/2025 11:59:43 AM PDT by Morgana
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Oh, Kermieeeee...
2 posted on 05/28/2025 12:02:14 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: Morgana

OK ... maybe ...

But let’s see pictures of Mizzzz Kristy Crampton.


3 posted on 05/28/2025 12:03:12 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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I suspect the woman will do jail time, if those are the facts.


4 posted on 05/28/2025 12:03:17 PM PDT by maro (MAGA!)
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I blame the kid, too.

She looks more like Ursula.

Or maybe a female Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Or the Michelin Man.


6 posted on 05/28/2025 12:05:15 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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I’m not seeing any reference to the age of the child. 17? 7? 3?

It makes a difference.


7 posted on 05/28/2025 12:06:10 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI….)
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Ok. Here she is:

She's lookin' a bit chunky in that last photo ...

8 posted on 05/28/2025 12:06:17 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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"Fat Miss Piggy".

10 posted on 05/28/2025 12:06:46 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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Looking at the pictures Miss Piggy seems better put together.


12 posted on 05/28/2025 12:07:14 PM PDT by Vision (“Our Democracy” means "Our Slush Fund." The Left is hate.)
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It remains unclear at this time what the relationship between Crampton and the boy are.

Let's assume "Best Friends 4 Ever" is off the table.

15 posted on 05/28/2025 12:08:00 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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a boy who called her 'Miss Piggy'

was that wrong?

19 posted on 05/28/2025 12:09:27 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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“That he was not raised well by his parents.”

Apparently there is some relationship between the woman and kid.


20 posted on 05/28/2025 12:10:39 PM PDT by TexasGator (1-.1.'1'11\1I11111111111.1'11.'11/'~~'111./.)
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How does fat affect mental health?
Other research linked being overweight with significant increases in major depression, bipolar disorder, and panic disorder or agoraphobia.

I don’t care how old he was! Violent assault
is not the answer.
Fat broads are BULLIES.

Sick of it

Shut your pie hole and go on a diet.


23 posted on 05/28/2025 12:13:16 PM PDT by AuntB (Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
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Wouldn’t.
Not even with yours.

Bodacious is one thing.
But she looks like an unfriendly person.


27 posted on 05/28/2025 12:15:14 PM PDT by Macoozie (Roll MAGA, roll!)
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This thread calls for Al Bundy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DawWUWSJmc


28 posted on 05/28/2025 12:15:50 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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“Child” in media-speak can be a 6’5” 300-lb 18-year-old gang member.

I am on Miss Piggy’s side until I see more evidence about the “child.”


31 posted on 05/28/2025 12:22:33 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism. )
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Wonder how old the child is. Makes a difference to me if he is 6 or 16


37 posted on 05/28/2025 12:37:41 PM PDT by mmichaels1970 ( )
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Okay I blame the kid for this one.

Nope he nor his parents have any manors just another stooge family.


39 posted on 05/28/2025 12:40:45 PM PDT by Vaduz
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What do you call a pig that studies Karate.... Pork Chop


40 posted on 05/28/2025 12:42:53 PM PDT by crosdaddy
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Filed under “twofer” (as a direct result of her actions):

1. Forever associated with a denigrated popular cartoon figure,

2. Forever associated with the name she was called.

LOL. Well deserved.


45 posted on 05/28/2025 12:50:53 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -')
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Women have become much more violent.


47 posted on 05/28/2025 12:54:49 PM PDT by toddausauras (47 47 47 47 47 47 47 47 47 47 47 )
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