Piffle - my town is just a wide space on the road, one general store, one restaurant and one tavern/restaurant. Oh, and a post office.
Michigan has both Hell and Paradise. We have a Montague, but not a Capulet. OTOH, as with US most states, we have Springfield, and in reference to Roman myth, we have a Romulus and a Remus. Also there's a Ganges, named after the river in India, but no one knows why.
My hometown is just a spit and stone’s throw away from the official PODUNK. Never heard of it but know the area..my town didn’t even have “one horse”...no signal lights..a couple of STOP signs - main highway from Binghamton to Ithaca. I had it on GoogleMap the other day to show my caregiver and she said, “does anyone live there?”
Piffle - my town is just a wide space on the road, one general store, one restaurant and one tavern/restaurant. Oh, and a post office.
My entire county has just one redlight. DC bureaucrats do not want places like we live in to exist. If people are all corralled into urban areas, we are easier to control.
How provincial. We have a stop light AND a couple of four way stops! Of course, a good percentage of our citizens have no teeth, but you can’t have everything...(dental care is a luxury in much of the south).