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Cow caught in flood found alive on Australian beach 11 miles away
UPI ^
| 5/23/25
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 05/24/2025 9:33:12 AM PDT by DallasBiff
May 23 (UPI) -- A cow was found alive on an Australian beach after being carried up to 11 miles by floodwaters.
Layla Philipson found the cow alive on the sand on Old Bar beach, on the Mid North Coast of New South Wales.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cow; floodwaters; freepun
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To: ProtectOurFreedom; Rennes Templar; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Ezekiel; DallasBiff; Red Badger; ...
No, no, no. You obviously meant “more moosical direction.” See, Protect Our Playing!
Old MacDonald was no beach bum.
He even had a wife:
"With a muumuu here and a muumuu there..."
Cow caught in flood found alive...
Mr. Old MacDonald, OTOH...
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posted on
05/25/2025 10:44:27 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Salamander
Lol, I thought the reference might be too obscure, but Freeperdom has someone that will recognize any of them.
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posted on
05/25/2025 11:03:43 AM PDT
by
samiam5
To: Ezekiel
“He even had a wife:
“With a muumuu here and a muumuu there...”
LOL.
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posted on
05/25/2025 11:38:06 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
To: samiam5
First thing I thought of.
😁
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posted on
05/25/2025 8:15:09 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRD)
To: Ezekiel; ProtectOurFreedom; Rennes Templar; DallasBiff; Red Badger; nickcarraway; martin_fierro; ...
You obviously meant “more moosical direction.”
Moosical? I hates meeses to pieces! No moose. No cheese. No Sister.
Hay beloved, we are gathered Hereford together to celebrate not the flood, but the recovery of our cow. Or hadn't you herd?
And if anyone thinks the flood actually floated Flossie 11 miles downriver, I've got an undocumented Cow Convoy to sell you.
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posted on
05/25/2025 8:30:00 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Well played, and that’s no bull.
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posted on
05/25/2025 8:43:05 PM PDT
by
lightman
(Beat the Philly fraud machine the Amish did onest, ja? Nein, zweimal they did already!)
To: DallasBiff
-PJ
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posted on
05/25/2025 8:45:07 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
What are you getting at? That Flossie took a water taxi?
To: Rockingham
more like a water buffalo taxi...
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posted on
05/25/2025 9:24:17 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
I wonder how the old girl paid? Debit or credit card seems most likely.
To: Rockingham
I referenced a clandestine convoy upthread.
The Soros, um, cabull, paid the fare...
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posted on
05/25/2025 9:48:57 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
You’re milking this for all it’s worth. So much is at steak.
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posted on
05/25/2025 10:28:12 PM PDT
by
Eleutheria5
(Every Goliath has his David. Child in need ofand thhere we CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
To: Eleutheria5
You gotta beef with that?
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posted on
05/25/2025 10:53:27 PM PDT
by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; ProtectOurFreedom; Rennes Templar; DallasBiff; Red Badger; ...
Boy when you milk a cow, you collect every drop.
Curdos!
undocumented Cow Convoy???
Udderly cheesy, but it’s enough to make Ali Moograw quack up..
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posted on
05/26/2025 4:57:53 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Eleutheria5; The Spirit Of Allegiance; ProtectOurFreedom; Rennes Templar; DallasBiff; Red Badger; ..
A cow was found alive... after being carried up to 11 miles by floodwaters. Who doesn't already Noah that story?
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posted on
05/26/2025 5:04:04 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: one guy in new jersey
Ah yes, when Mrs. Oleary went to extreme lengths for a glass of hot milk at bedtime.
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posted on
05/26/2025 5:11:04 AM PDT
by
Cowman
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Did you hear that Old Macdonald left the farm to take a corporate position at the dairy company? he's now the
Employment Information and Entertainment Inclusion Officer.
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posted on
05/26/2025 5:18:33 AM PDT
by
Cowman
To: Cowman
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posted on
05/26/2025 5:27:21 AM PDT
by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: Cowman
Where did the Farmer in the Dell wind up?
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posted on
05/26/2025 5:34:49 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
05/26/2025 6:00:35 AM PDT
by
Cowman
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