Vanity: New Rules Available for Stochastic Terrorism

Self ^ | 5/22/2025 | Self

[fruser1]

Thanks to the Biden administration's introduction of "stochastic terrorism" to the FBI and DOJ, and in light of the recent shooting in DC of Israeli embassy staffers, we can now open investigation on anyone who:

1) has attended college

2) has a keffiyeh in their possession

3) says "Free Palestine"

[fruser1]

Maybe now we can officially trace this back to funding sources like Soros, et al and seize freeze their funds.

[fruser1]

In case you forgot stochastic terrorism was the justification for investigating those who attended the Latin Mass or complained to school boards.

[MeanWestTexan]

The left abused a lot of things. So what?

[Tunehead54]

"The left abused a lot of things. So what?"

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Now what do you think?

You popped up on a "Stochastic" search on FR. ;-)

Hadn't heard of it but if it was a crime we could put half of America behind bars.

Maybe it should be a crime to encourage politics back to reasoned discussion and civility and avoid nasty labels to denigrate and associate opponents with the unspeakable. IMHO.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/stochastic-terrorism

[fruser1]

My opinion is fundamentally unchanged. It’s an abuse of power by tyrants. It’s essentially opening a full investigation based on pre-crimes.

My point of the original post was that if dems were going to use it on repubs, then repubs should use it on dems. I’m a bring a gun to a gunfight kind of guy.