Note to self: stay the hell out of Florida.
Well, except for the gators, crocs, pythons, bears, Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnakes, Pygmy Rattlesnakes, Copperheads, Cottonmouths and Coral Snakes, coyotes, hornets, wasps and malaria mosquitoes, eastern equine encephalitis mosquitoes, and various other disease bearing mosquitoes, Lyme Disease ticks and chiggers it’s fairly safe................