People are applying ‘butt cream’ to replace this expensive beauty treatment — but experts warn it’s dangerous

NY Post ^ | 5/06/25 | Marissa Matozzo

[Libloather]

Butt cream experts can be a pain in the rear.

[DannyTN]

I heard it’s popular on Uranus.

[albie]

BS. Why would doctors be “begging” people to stop when they encouraged people to get the deadly jab and boosters too?!

[MrHead]

Preparation H, it was used in beauty pageants 50 years ago that i remember, for bags under the eyes.

[dgbrown]

Only meant for the brown eye.

[shaggy eel]

,,, I worked out years ago that if I shave my butt and walk backwards I can save a fortune on all the potions I don’t need.

[joshua c]

are these the same people who were sunning their sphincters?

[Adder]

“worsen the look of your wrinkles and the redness around your eyes” and give you a “shrivelly” appearance.

I mean...look what it does to yer butt!

I seem to recall this “hack” from many years ago...

[Apparatchik]

[ronniesgal]

Marie Barone did this on Everybody Loves Raymond so it’s not new.

[I-ambush]

Does it help when you are sh!t-faced?

[RainMan]

I think a doctor saying botox is safe but hemorrhoid cream for eye bags is not may have a bit of a conflict of interest. At the end of the day, one of them is a toxin, and one is not. One they make money off of, one they do not.

[Semper Vigilantis]

Ed Zackery!

[maddog55]

Preparation H has been used on the face for years. This is nothing new. What is a growing concern is the number of faces that look like azz.

[EvilCapitalist]

Only with Klingon’s.

[EvilCapitalist]

Lol!

[BitWielder1]

Oh, No, that's dangerous.
You have to use our much more expensive and dermatologist approved butt face cream.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

It’s akin to using nasal decongestant Afrin. Works great but continued usage will eff you up.

[Scarlett156]

Yeah, if it was as bad as they’re saying it is, all those beauty-pageant winners from 50 years ago would just be a bunch of shrivelly red-eyed old harridans today, right? :)

[Gay State Conservative]

Sniveling Little Schiff has those schizophrenic eyes. Maybe a little Preparation H could fix that for him.