[SunkenCiv]

The rest of the Vindolanda keyword, sorted:

• Silver medal featuring winged Medusa discovered at Roman fort near Hadrian's Wall [07/09/2023]
• Disembodied wooden phallus could be a Roman sex toy [02/21/2023]
• Roman Cornu Mouthpiece Uncovered at Vindolanda [09/25/2022]
• Volunteer delighted to uncover very rude Ancient Roman graffiti at Vindolanda [06/01/2022]
• The Vindolanda Tablets: Letters Home from the Roman Forces in Britain [10/04/2021]
• Ancient Carving Found in England May Represent Hybrid Roman Deity [07/10/2021]
• Roman dog with fur intact dug up at Vindolanda fort [09/02/2020]
• Hadrian's Wall dig reveals oldest Christian graffiti on chalice [08/29/2020]
• The graffiti left by the Romans working on Hadrian's Wall in Northumberland [03/08/2020]
• Roman soldiers' very rude graffiti revealed near Hadrian's Wall [02/27/2019]
• Early Roman 'horseshoes' dug up from Vindolanda fort ditch [08/09/2018]
• Rare Roman ring found on Cumbrian beach [05/28/2018]
• Rare Roman boxing gloves found near Hadrian's Wall [03/13/2018]
• Vindolanda Roman Fort Yields Hundreds of Shoes [10/11/2016]
• Ancient footprint discovery leaves lasting impression at Vindolanda [07/01/2015]
• Hadrian's Wall dig unearths 2,000-year-old toilet seat [08/28/2014]
• Hope for further Vindolanda tablet discoveries [05/05/2014]
• Ancient graves hint at cultural shift to Anglo-Saxon Britain [02/17/2014]
• A tablet bearing a birthday party invite includes the earliest Latin script penned by a woman [09/10/2013]
• Archaeologists discover a hoard of silver Roman denarii coins at Vindolanda [07/22/2011]
• (June 21st, 2011) Roman camp that housed refugees fleeing Scottish unrest discovered near Hadrian's [06/21/2011]
• Vindolanda Tablets come home [09/29/2010]
• Hadrian's Wall child murder: estimated time of death pre-367AD [09/16/2010]
• Mysterious ancient altar found in Roman fort (In England) [07/25/2009]
• Roman era reveals expenses claims [06/08/2009]
• Hadrian's wall boosted economy for ancient Britons, archaeologists discover [11/24/2008]
• Romans Were Upper Crust On Daily Bread [05/21/2008]
• The Romans Carried Out Cataract Operations [02/09/2008]
• An Outing For Hadrian At The British Museum [01/10/2008]
• Roman Tombstone Found At Inveresk [10/29/2007]
• Hunting For Hadrian [01/25/2007]
• Spectacular Brooch Find May 'Unlock Secrets Of Hadrian's Wall' [05/20/2006]
• Literacy in the Time of Jesus - Could His Words Have Been Recorded in His Lifetime? [02/07/2006]
• Fragments of Ancient Empire [04/06/2005]
• Roman Souvenir Of (Hadrian's) Wall Found [09/30/2003]

[Lurker]

So Quintis had a tiny weenie?

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[trad_anglican]

There’s nothing lucky about a one incher.

[9YearLurker]

Like shrunken heads, did they used to preserve...?

[Dixie Yooper]

100’s of years from now, archeologists will keep finding gold plated mink penises among the belongings of ancient humans. I’m sure they will be considered “wonderful” as well.

[TexasFreeper2009]

having children was so important to ancient man that they would wear penis necklaces around their necks!

And yet today.. most murder their babies.

[grey_whiskers]

In before Monty Python and Biggus Dickus.

[null and void]

A one inch jet penis?

That's gotta be the smallest black penis ever.

I'm in so much trouble for saying that out loud, but I know a lot of you were thinking it...

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

May have been used as protection against “The Evil Eye.” The first glance of the evil was considered the most powerful so pendants that caught the eye were wore and absorbed the first “blast”. Other glances became less “powerful”
In the Middle Ages Knights had shields with flowery designs on them to “catch” the first glance before the “lance”. (Oh I made a funny!)

[faucetman]

A ONE INCH penis is NOTHING to be proud of.

[hoagy62]

In India, it’s called a ‘lingham’ and if s supposed to represent fertility.

[bgill]

One inch wasn’t going to get him lucky.

[martin_fierro]

h/t to sunky

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[Billthedrill]

According to experts, this particular object's smooth surface suggests the owner touched it often for good luck...

Next to the pendant what may be the first historical incidence of eyeglasses was found...

[mass55th]

Vindolanda continues to provide historic relics. It’s one place I wish I’d been able to get to on my two trips to England. Got to see part of Hadrian’s wall, and the Roman Fort at Bird Oswald.