Archaeologists uncover a 'wonderful' 1-inch penis pendant at a Roman fort in Northumberland - and say it was probably a good luck charm for a soldier

Daily Mail UK ^ | April 30 2025 | Jonathan Chadwick

[Red Badger]

Maybe it wasn’t a ‘good luck charm.’

Maybe it was a ‘symbol’, like today’s LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ ‘rainbow’ symbol, indicating what your ‘preferences’ were.........

[grey_whiskers]

Smegmopolis. 😆

[Hatteras]

He’s a grower, not a shower...

[Larry Lucido]

It was in the pool!

[Lurker]

I think it would be Dinkus Dickus.

Can’t forget his wife, Safus Buttocks.

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[dfwgator]

Is it an Angry Inch?

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Phalli?

My college roommate and I always got a kick out of the neighbor’s front airbrushed vanity plate that had ‘Peni’ on the front. We thought it was plural....

[SunkenCiv]

Probably a Gemini, they, well, you know...

[SunkenCiv]

It’s nice to be appreciated in my own time. ;^)

[SunkenCiv]

:^) All the Roman legion’s camp followers left for their hometowns in the middle of the night, now we know why.

[null and void]

A one inch jet penis?

That's gotta be the smallest black penis ever.

I'm in so much trouble for saying that out loud, but I know a lot of you were thinking it...

[null and void]

OK is never a threat.

[Savage Beast]

"According to experts, the object's smooth surface suggests the owner touched it often for good luck"

Or maybe he just enjoyed playing with it.

(Experts can be so naive.)

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

May have been used as protection against “The Evil Eye.” The first glance of the evil was considered the most powerful so pendants that caught the eye were wore and absorbed the first “blast”. Other glances became less “powerful”
In the Middle Ages Knights had shields with flowery designs on them to “catch” the first glance before the “lance”. (Oh I made a funny!)

[TangoLimaSierra]

OK is never a threat.

???-You lost me.

[null and void]

LISTER: (Threateningly) OK, Rimmer. OK.
RIMMER: OK?
LISTER: OK.
RIMMER: Is that a threat, Lister?
LISTER: Yeah.
RIMMER: Actually, “OK,” Lister, is not a threat, technically speaking.
LISTER: It is when you mean it to mean what I mean it to mean, and I mean it to mean, OK, Rimmer, O-K!
RIMMER: No, Lister, “OK” is never a threat, no matter how many A’s you put on the end.

[faucetman]

A ONE INCH penis is NOTHING to be proud of.

[hoagy62]

In India, it’s called a ‘lingham’ and if s supposed to represent fertility.

[TangoLimaSierra]

HA! I guess that was too esoteric even for me.

[bgill]

One inch wasn’t going to get him lucky.