[rlmorel]

There was a young man duty calls
He walks through some government halls
A brain like a trap
That can see Leftist crap
And he goes by the name of "Big Balls"!

A Nantucket guy working with DOGE
Had some stones that rivaled his hose
They call him "Big Balls"
And he broke through their walls
Cause for grifting he had quite a nose

Big Balls went in USAID
Where Leftists check into get paid
He looked at the books
As he sunk in his hooks
And grinned as he said “Be Afraid!”

[Damifino]

Those are excellent! Originals?