[Damifino]

Those are excellent! Originals?

[DIRTYSECRET]

No need for a university degree. That’s a good message.

The teenager (un)experience is offensive to lefties just like Carville and David Hogg.

[rlmorel]

Yes! I dated a woman many years ago who gave me two hardcover books as a present:

Full of racy and raunchy limericks, all categorized and indexed!

I love them. I could never really get into Haikus, but Limericks...I can create them on the fly!

[rlmorel]

Here are a few more I have written recently:

A country corrupt like Ukraine
Caught up in it’s own corrupt pain
Tries to empty the banks
With insults not thanks
For those who won’t make money rain

There’s always a new virus strain
That Leftists say is your bane
As soon as you’re stuck
With a needle of muck
They’ll tell you to line up again

Trump is a Patton-Like Man
Holds their nose while he kicks in the can
Where they keep leftist brains
In their liberal chains
As he tweets “It’s all part of my plan!”

Trump’s the New Sheriff in Town
Facing off, tells the libs to throw down
Their Birkenstocks shake
And their knees and hands quake
And their pants turn a dark shade of brown!