Modern ‘Art’ is neither..............
EXACTLY
It's a cat's ass trophe.
Grand Rapids Michigan has a stabile in the gubmint plaza. Entitled "La Grande Vitesse" by its artist, the late Alexander Calder, it's generally just referred to locally as "The Calder" (hence, "Calder Plaza").
What it really is is a 42 ton red eyesore (or ass sore) that could really use visits by one or more of West Michigan's many Dutch kids.