[Steve_Seattle]

I have an idea for The Babylon Bee: “Catholics protest nationwide as flags are lowered in honor of Pope Francis.

[cgbg]

If the Pope is alive does that mean that Vance could not have killed him?

Lol.

[jerod]

Jesse Jackson... ‘Keep the Pope alive’

[rktman]

As sharp as joe?

[silent_jonny]

[tumblindice]

Dead Pope Skit
Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue. What’s wrong with it?
- I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it. It’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it
- No no, it’s resting... look!
- Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one and I’m looking at one right now
- No, no sir, it’s not dead. It’s resting
- Resting!?!
- Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, innit?
- The plumage don’t enter into it - it’s stone dead
- No, no - it’s just resting
- Alright then, if it’s resting I’ll wake it up: “Hello Polly! I’ve got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot!”
- There! It moved!
- No he didn’t. That was you pushing the cage

[Darksheare]

Judge injunction: Pope Francis to remain alive.

[MotorCityBuck]

Now that was Funny.

[HIDEK6]

The Onion should take a lesson.

[allblues]

Best Bergoglio ever.

[logi_cal869]

“Weekend at Francis’”

[Adder]

“This is the best version of Pope Bergolio ever” says Joe Scarborough...

[Locomotive Breath]

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[newfreep]