[RoosterRedux]

Just asking for a friend, but what if a person—not me—is in the process of cracking a fart and hears on the news that Judge Boasberg has issue an injunction that requires the person cracking said fart to turn that fart around and fly it home.

Is that even scientifically possible?

[butterdezillion]

lol.

A laden fart or a non-laden fart? What is the airspeed velocity? And was the order given verbally outside of the farting person’s hearing, and was it communicated to them via telepathy?

These are all good questions for our Lilliputian overlords.