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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Tim:
There he is!

King Arthur:
Where?

Tim:
There!

King Arthur:
What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim:
It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur:
You silly sod!

Tim:
What?

King Arthur:
You got us all worked up!

Tim:
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur:
Ohh.

Tim:
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin:
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim:
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

Sir Galahad:
Get stuffed!

Tim:
He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad:
Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin:
You mangy Scots git!

Tim:
I’m warning you!

Sir Robin:
What’s he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim:
He’s got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!


40 posted on 04/09/2025 6:38:44 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: Bob434

I always warn them! :-)


44 posted on 04/09/2025 6:45:14 AM PDT by SomeCallMeTim
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