Posted on 04/09/2025 5:01:14 AM PDT by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett adopted an MS-13 gang member as a show of support for the much maligned community of violent illegal aliens in threat of swift deportation under President Trump.
Justice Barrett is now welcoming convicted rapist and murderer Jose Ricardo Dominguez into her home. Adoption of the notorious MS-13 member was finalized this week at a private court proceeding attended by her husband and seven other children.
"Sometimes I feel spread a little thin," Barrett admitted, acknowledging the difficulties of adding a new member to an already large family. "But Jose is a free spirit and I couldn't bear to see him sent to an El Salvador prison just because he was caught dismembering the corpse of a drug mule who threatened to talk."
"We all make mistakes," she added.
The 28-year-old Honduras native said he is grateful for the trust and compassion the Barrett family has placed in him. "The only reason I turned to violence — allegedly — was because of a lack of strong authoritative figures in my life," the newly re-named Jose Barrett said. "I have finally found where I belong — in the home of an upper class white family."
At publishing time, the Barrett family was reported missing.
Amy needs mental treatment.
Yep 😏
He needs Loomer on speed dial. She's odd, but by God, she's not soft.
Won’t Amy be surprised if she awakes some morning and finds her children with their throats cut by the MS-13 gang member.
Maybe a few dozen illegals should be dropped off in her neighborhood
“At publishing time, the Barrett family was reported missing.”
That last line is absolutely fantastic.
“Justice Barrett is now welcoming convicted rapist and murderer Jose Ricardo Dominguez into her home.”
I certainly hope the police don’t discover that he raped one of her daughters then murdered the rest of her family some day.
That’ll work out. LOL.
“That last line is absolutely fantastic”
Yep, the primary reason I posted it.
Perfect timing considering an illegal was just arrested in LA accused of raping and murdering juveniles......once again, The Bee masterfully walks the fine line between satire and reality.
Lordy how I love The Bee
The left planned and fought to their core against Bork, Thomas and Kavanaugh. But Barrett was practically escorted to Ginsburg’s chair. Gotta wonder.
She now has a rainbow color of children. Black, white, and Brown.
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Why are the black kids and Latino on the outside of the group??
“Why are the black kids and Latino on the outside of the group??”
Really? THAT’S what you took away from this post? Lol!
:)
Just one of a few.
I would really like knowing what Amy treasures most about what values her new child brings to the family.
But yes, It does not appear like the black’uns be fully integrated into the fam...whites are at the ‘core’ in the pic. ;)
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