I am still trying to figure out why the "A dog walks into a bar..." joke is funny but I am guessing it is probably a pun.
And court records are great. Everybody was suing over pretty much three things, "Items loaned out and not returned", "Items broken or lost by someone's action or inaction", "You had sex with someone you shouldn't have". Judge Judy in cuneiform.
Technology changes, people stay the same.
No, it's a pug.