Elon Musk as Spock
JD Vance as Scotty
Mike Johnson as Bones
Pete Hegseth as some un-named guy in a red shirt who beams down with Kirk (watch out)
Pam Bondi as Yeoman Rand
Kristi Noam as Nurse Chapel
John Thune as a Klingon in a bar on a space station
The Gop house and senate as Tribbles
the democrats as the Horta
That's really good, LOL!